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« on: March 01, 2015, 04:04:01 pm »
Mosaiah

Grinding noises, the glassen guardian itching a circular pattern within the asphalt ground. It was slow, but the glass nonetheless cut through, a hexagonal batter etched inside, as well as other intricate symbols, copied off of the book Mosaiah had in hand. The robotic-like movements made the cuts precise, almost perfectly, had it not been the old and jagged material that was being carved. It would suffice, however, and should do what it was required to accomplish.

She had no true idea why, it felt as if she obtained a strong case of OCD,  but something told her that this was required to be done. Miraculously, she even brought a book that have vague information regarding this, 'ritual', when the OCD-like mental pull had her select it as one of the few books to bring along. So, as she sat there, the transparent entity sketched a symbol into the ground, a summoning circle, as she herself, studied the book, a passage of a chant to speak. It confused her, but she decided, she must do it anyway.

Tap.

Click.


The footsteps continued to sound. However, at this point the female couldn't even be sure it was footsteps anymore, but she pretended it was, as the alternative would be, fairly nerve-wracking.

Tap.

Mosaiah stood up, when the summoning circle was complete, the efficiency of the glass guardian making the job quick. She closed the spell book,stepping closer to the carved symbols in the ground, her adrenaline seeming to spark up slightly. Bending down, she'd place the spell book she was reading in the center, before standing back upright, and stepped back.

"Heed my words. My will creates your body, and your sword creates my destiny."

Her words came somewhat sudden, reciting the passage that herself was focusing on earlier. They were low, but audible. The glass figure had stepped away at this point, watching silently.

"If you heed our battle's call and obey my will and reason, then answer my summoning!"

Mosaiah continued to speak, her tone becoming louder with each word. The circle, began to glow, faintly. A neon like blue. The air and sky around seemed to begin darken, making the blue glow of the circle appear to brighten greatly.

"I hereby swear that I shall be all the good in the world."

Tap.

Tap.

Click.


"That I shall defeat all evil in the world."

Tap.

"Seventh Heaven clad in the great words of power..."

She wasn't even sure if she was fully in control, by now. She was nearly finished. But, the feeling around seemed to push her to continue, beyond her own choices. The excitement of the rush, the raising power around, and the unknown outcome of it, kept her from consciously resisting.

"...Come forth from the circle of binding, Dictator of the Light!"

A blinding light rippled forth,seeming almost  solid, hitting with an unknown force. Mosaiah closed her eyes to keep from damaging her eyeballs, being pushed backwards ever-so-slightly. This continued for several seconds, seemingly forever, and eventually subsiding.

Once the force stopped, Mosaiah slowly opened her eyelids and looked at the towering figure before her. She blinked, staring at the white haired male in-front of her, who's gaze returned. His face was young looking, but also held an aggressive, likely angry look. His eyes were a bright blue, bright to the point, they seemed to glow.

The male, however, then dropped to one knee, in an old fashioned bow, head tilted downwards. The female stepped backwards, too surprised to become angry at the presence of another intelligent being appearing before her.

The summoned entity pulled his head back upwards, to stare once again at the female, his mouth now turned to a smirk. After this, he then pulled himself up, stepping forward quickly, and taken hold of Mosaiah's hand, lifting it up.

"This time, is before my own... And you, who is my Master, has brought me back, after my death?"

Mosaiah twitched, paralyzed by the apparent attack from the male, who continued to hold her hand, with a smirk. Her mind was far too fuzzy to regenerate the glass guardian to attack back. But, as she recovered herself, the male withdrew himself, standing upright.

"I apologize, I should greet myself first. I am Saber, your protector. I will, fight with you, for the win of this war, and maybe, if you so desire... the dominance of this Earth."

Mosaiah winced again, such a noble person presenting himself so... smugly. He spoke in words like someone with honor, but his tone and movements said otherwise. He, quite plainly, was a man of pride and self-confidence. His eyes were continually eerie, with that omni-present glow around them. However... The offer to take dominance of the Earth, was catching, considering his tone.

"Saber... Who are you?"

Saber snickered lightly, and then suddenly through his arms out, in a cross-like position of his body, his face contorting to a nearly crazed look, eyes sparking to a brighter light.

"Well, if Master such requests... I, I am Talbinlen, supreme leader of CODE: NEMESIS! Your future, will be condemned to fall under my control.  However, doe to unfortunate circumstances, my death was premature, and my time here, is to attempt to fix this... mishap. I can offer you a favorable spot, should you work with me..."

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Re: Sanctum Spoofs
« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2015, 07:24:48 pm »
Random Summoner

"Heed my words. My will creates your body, and your sword creates my destiny. If you heed our battle's call and obey my will and reason, then answer my summoning!"

"I hereby swear that I shall be all the good in the world. That I shall defeat all evil in the world. Seventh Heaven clad in the great words of power, come forth from the circle of binding, Jack the Stripper!"

The summoner began to hear the clash of metal, arguing (though (s)he could not decipher the words) and even bones breaking. A figure materialized in front of the summoner.

"You think my name is Jack?"

"It's a play on words thing."

"I don't care, my name is not Jack, I am Alastair."

"Fine."

"What do you want?"

"The Sanctum key. I summoned you to help me win it. Logically, I am your master."

Alastair glared. "I have no master. I am my own master. Why should I help you?"

"I can command you, you know." the summoner showed Alastair the command seals on their hand.

"That's just a bunch of nonsense. Why should I help you?"

"The Sanctum key is powerful."

"If you're the only one who gets it in the end, and I get nothing, I will not help you."

"Well it's a shame I'll have to kill you again when I win it alone, hmm?"

"You cannot kill me, I am already dead."

"With the Sanctum key, I can."

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"Fine. What do you want?"

"Many things."


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Re: Sanctum Spoofs
« Reply #2 on: March 13, 2015, 06:58:02 pm »
Nithin

     Nithin was ready to summon his heroic spirit. When he got the Sanctum key, he would have an excellent memory and all benches would be respected. He would also create several international holidays such as International Bench Day and Bench Awareness Day. Nithin tried to remember the summoning chant.

"Listen to what I say. My-"

Dang it, how did it go? Nithin looked down at his paper.

"Heed my words. My will makes your body, and your-"

Uhhhh.....

"And your....and your.....uhhh...and your....BOARDS. Boards, yes, your boards create my destiny. If you heed our-"

Umm.....

"If you heed our....heed our...heed our...umm...wooden call and obey my-"

No no, not obey...

"...and respect my will and reason, then answer......my...crafting! Then answer my crafting!"

"I hereby swear that I....."

This gotta be good!

"I hereby swear that all benches shall be respected! That no one will ever be rude to a bench ever again! Benches shall be all the good in the world! All who disrespect benches will be punished! Bench Haven with the wooden words of bench, come forth from the home improvement store, Wood of Thoughts, Thoughtful Wood!"

Dust began to fly everywhere.

"Yet I shall have my eyes clouded by forgotten memories. For you would be encased in gold and glory. I shall wield our victory!"

A tornado began on Nithin's summoning circle, then as soon as it began it faded and stopped. A beautiful and heroic bench had taken its place. Nithin smiled.

"Let's go win the Sanctum key, Bench." Nithin said as he curled up on the bench and fell asleep.

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Re: Sanctum Spoofs
« Reply #3 on: March 16, 2015, 10:46:10 pm »
In that moment, there was only silence.

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Re: Sanctum Spoofs
« Reply #4 on: March 26, 2015, 03:17:41 pm »
Mosaiah

This lunatic...

'Talbinlen'? Mosaiah was taken aback by the shear stupidity and bizarre ideas offered by the male infront of here. She never even heard of this name, 'Talbinlen', with any historical documents, or anything relating to the name, nor this supposed nation of group he claimed. 'Future'?

However...

Even among the seemingly insane propaganda, somehow, his offer perked something in her head.

Interest?

Despite how much she'd actually want to deny it, indeed, interest seemed to be taking hold. For a moment, Mosaiah stared at the male, Tal staring back, with a smirk. His self-confident look only seemed to expand upon itself on the female's hesitation. Mosaiah hated such  arrogant people, willing to maim them just for their existence. But...

Somehow, she felt herself to be very familiar with the boy. Almost like long time friends, with the same interests and goals. Domination over others, the annoying humans... It's exactly what she wanted, despite her lack of effort. Then, Mosaiah's mouth began to upturn, an almost evil looking grin, returning the aurora given off by Tal himself, and raised her right hand, an offered handshake.

"Well, then, I dearly hope we can cooperate with each other from here on."

Tal nodded in response, raising up his own hand, and just as their hands touched, a blinding light filled Mosaiah's vision, and she passed out.

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Re: Sanctum Spoofs
« Reply #5 on: March 31, 2015, 07:19:41 am »
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Re: Sanctum Spoofs
« Reply #6 on: May 03, 2015, 06:25:48 pm »
BRING ME TO LIFE

Chapter 1.

AN: Special thx to katie (shes nikki93 on the forum btw) 4 helping with spelling. U rock katie!

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Hi, my name is Yuki Sakamoto Oshiro and I'm a mage with the power of fire darkness teleportation mind control super stranth super speed and I can also fly. I have dark shiny blue eyes (that turn blood red when I'm angry) and long black hair that reaches my lower back with pink tips. Most girls I know wear black eyeliner and white foundation, but eveyrone tells me I don't need makeup to look beautiful. Now I know what you're thinking why is my last name Oshiro? well Kenji Oshiro is my uncle and also a philosopher, but he considers me a better mage than him. I just think I'm an ordinary girl, ok? People keep giving me compliments but I don't let it get to my head. So anyway today I put on a black miley cyrus t shirt and dark grey jeans. I put on a studded belt and combat boots over my knee high socks (which u can't see because they're under my jeans) and a silver necklace. I also had on earrings. Today was my birthday, I turned 18.

At the party were all of my friends. azami, Seiko (dis is u, katie!) and even Zentaro (who I would soooo date if we weren't related!!!) So before I opened my presents someone walked in the room.................. alexis conzet. she frowned at me, I think she was jealous because of something.

"Hey, Alexis!" I said.

"Oh, hey YUKI." She said meanly.

So I opened my presents, and one of them was from Kenji Oshiro. "What is this?" I asked."

"Open it and find out!" Kenji smiled.

So I opened it and it was a sword with an ebony black blade that was sharp as a razor, studded with dark red rubies and safires on the ends of the handle. I knew what it was- a CATALYST! Everyone watched in awe as I drew a perfect summoning circle on the floor and perfectly placed the sword in the middle. Alexis just frowned at me. So i did the summoning chant (I don't feel like copying it down here) and a huge explosion appeared. When the dust settled a boy, about my age with pitch black hair, leather jeans with a chain, a tight t shirt and sexy purple eyes appeared. He bent down and bowed to me. It was............................ ASSASSIN!

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« Reply #7 on: May 03, 2015, 07:36:38 pm »
omg ur such a good writer zeeen u are all that i aspire to be i wanna be just like yuki when i grow up
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« Reply #8 on: May 03, 2015, 07:39:50 pm »
Zen, I totally did not read that in an annoying teenage girl voice.
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« Reply #9 on: May 03, 2015, 07:54:50 pm »
Xena Krauss

Xena Krauss stood up and stretched her back.  The summoning circle she had sketched on the ground was complete, and the lines looked as straight as she could manage.  The instructions for summoning this particular spirit had been crude, obviously copied from some greater book, but Krauss knew, upon seeing the lines on the ground, that they were accurate.  She glanced once more at the information about the Heroic Spirit, Hannibal, she was to summon.

She then spoke the words that had been burned into her mind, tasted them on her lips: the summoning chant.

Grey mist expanded throughout the room, and Krauss could make out a massive form within.  “So,” a voice from within spoke.  Krauss raised her eyebrows.  It seemed higher than she had expected; perhaps she had summoned a younger Hannibal.  “The empire of death, and the empire of order.  This is what you desire to defeat.”

Krauss swallowed.  “Yes.”

The spirit laughed.  “Fitting, then, that you should call upon me.  Very well, I will assist you.  And perhaps I will finally prove worthy of the title… of the greatest general of all time.”

A female form stepped out of the grey mist, riding an elephant.

Krauss stared skeptically at the spirit.  "You're... Hannibal Barca?"

The spirit nodded.  "Yes."

Krauss continued her stare.  "But all the sources say you're male.  I even checked Wikipedia!"

The spirit shook her head sadly.  "My true name is Hannibella Barca.  I am a woman, but I had to take the role of a man in life in order to lead the Carthaginians into battle."

Krauss shook her head.  "That makes literally no sense!  There would have to be at least one historian who noticed you were a girl... you don't seem to be doing a very good job of hiding it!  You can't just lead an army into battle, fake your gender, and have literally no one notice!"

Hannibal laughed.  "Of course, I was just messing with you.  What really happened... you remember when that mage, Hisoka, was arrested?  Crime was kept out of the newspapers, secretly conducted trial..."

Krauss nodded.  "Yeah, there were some crackpot conspiracy theories about that."

Hannibal sighed.  "Well, what that mage did, as best as I can tell... was stumble upon a spell that changed the sexes of everything.  Literally everything.  It had an extra element that made living people not notice, but it didn't change the historical information about heroic spirits, so now literally every heroic spirit is genderbent.  Every.  Single.  One.  You know how annoying it is to have to go through with this every time I'm summoned?  All the other spirits have to do it too."

Krauss blinked.  "So every single person that lived before Hisoka was arrested... we remember as the wrong gender."

Hannibal nodded.

Krauss smiled.  "All right, that makes much more sense then!  Thanks!  Now, let's win the Sanctum Key and gain immortality!"
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