THE COLTING HOUR
As Zen sits down to eat his pancakes in the morning, he vaguely remembers Iaa pestering him yesterday to post in Colt. As he is about to dig into his pancakes, he notices something queer that has changed about his usual breakfast.
As he comes to grips with the strange phenomenon, Zen lets out a wail of dismay and runs to grab his lucky St. Patrick's Day pin.
Screaming, Zen rushes into his library to grab a book about psychosis.
Remembering the Cupcake Wizard, cookies always cleared his head. Thinking a cookie will clear his mind, he grabs a cookie out of the cookie jar.
Zen decides to try a chocolate bar instead.
Zen calls his dog, and notices something queer about the collar.
Driven to wit's end, Zen logs on the Gamestar Forum and types up a Colt post. As he is about to hit enter to publish the post, he notices a queer change in the key.
Zen gives into the key and posts in Colt. Everything returns to normal.
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During his morning walk, Zen notices something queer posted on a tree: a wanted poster.
THE END