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« on: August 01, 2015, 10:06:05 am »
http://dragocden.blogspot.com/Reference: - As a blogger, I constantly feel cold, probably because I’m surrounded by so many drafts.
- I lie awake at night sometimes worrying that my words, phrases, and punctuation will end up in court. Why? To be sentenced, of course.
- I avoid using apostrophes in my blogging. They are too possessive.
- My editor once criticized my blog. He said that double negatives were a “no-no.”
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« on: July 28, 2015, 11:36:35 pm »
Taupe-tier.
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« on: July 28, 2015, 09:28:38 pm »
- A will is a dead giveaway.
- A funeral ship is a sea hearse.
- A ghost rides an elevator to lift its spirits.
- Building a cul-de-sac would be a bit of a dead-end job.
- Charles fell into the meat grinder. Now he’s ground Chuck.
- A sign at a cemetery reads, ‘No Trespassing, Violators Will Face Grave Charges’.
- A streaker was found dead this morning. Police say the details are quite revealing.
- A man was found dead in a vat of falafel condiment. Police are treating it as a hummuscide.
- There was a guy who stabbed his own mother to death as she slept in her bed. He was charged with ”mattresside”.
- An orthodontist was found dead, killed with a hatchet. However, no one was arrested as the death was declared axe-idental.
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« on: July 27, 2015, 10:53:09 pm »
- Two strings walk up to a bar. The first string walks in and orders. The bartender kicks it out and tells it this bar doesn't serve strings. The second string curls up and walks into the bar. The bartender asks, "Aren't you a string?" The string says, "No, I'm a frayed knot."
- A cartoonist was found dead in his home. The details are sketchy.
- Smith couldn't decide whether to accept a job in mattress sales, so he decided to sleep on it.
- Two pretzels walked into a bar. One was a-salted.
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« on: July 27, 2015, 10:37:26 pm »
I don't do jokes about designers; I draw the line at that. Artists are easelly impressed.
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« on: July 26, 2015, 02:16:45 pm »
My friends say I'm a conspiracy theorist but those are just rumors spread by the Illuminati.
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« on: July 25, 2015, 11:27:37 pm »
There are 3 types of people in the world. Those that can count, and those that can't.
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« on: July 25, 2015, 11:19:15 pm »
Never trust atoms. They make up everything.
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« on: July 25, 2015, 11:10:20 pm »
I want to make a good chemistry joke, but all the good ones Argon.
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