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Death of a CSTalesman

GAME OVER

You lose. Viewing game history.

Lived for 16 years +160
10 years of education +1000
Mastered: Writing, Level 1 +100
Mastered: Writing, Level 2 +200
Mastered: Drawing, Level 1 +100

Achievements:
Trend Setter +300
Won Sanctum +10000
Featured on Gamestar Mechanic x5 +500
Nice hair +50

Subtotal: 12410

Died a Virgin -500
Never learned an instrument -1000
Nerd -200
Never tried caviar -100
DIED BY FALLING DOWN THE FREAKING STAIRS -9,999,999

Subtotal: -10,001,799

Total: -9,989,389
Karmic Rating: The little admin that couldn't

Verdict: YOU SUCK!

Avatars Unlocked:
Special Agent Leon McCoy
Melissa
Violet
Clair
Raphael
Lorenzo
Tucker
Jack

Game Modes Unlocked:
The Iron Gate
Alter
Colt 2.0
Tea time with Ren and Bernard
Time Trial
Boss Rush
Sanctum's Kitchen HARD MODE

PLAY AGAIN?


"Huh, alright. So I re spawn in 45 minutes."


...


Forty Five minutes later


"Alright, back into the fray." Zen clicked the respawn button, but was greeted with an unfamiliar message.

CONNECTION ERROR

Sorry, but our servers aren't responding. Please try again in a few minutes.

"...Huh." He waited a few minutes...

...then tried again.

CONNECTION ERROR

Sorry, but our servers aren't responding. Please try again in a few minutes.

"Again? Screw it, I'm googling it."

He turned on his phone and googled it. The front article shocked him.

GAMESTAR FORUM IRL SERVERS DOWN??? (Yahoo answers)

The top answer was from the developer, Deeping Leer. "I'm sorry, but our servers were hit with a major outage. We've actually lost a lot of our assets, so Online mode won't be back up for at least a few months. Sorry, guys!"

"...Are you srs." Zen looked blankly at his phone.

He sat in the empty room, got bored in a few minutes, got out his 3ds and began playing some pokemon.